16 slices of thick cut bacon. We've pre-cooked it for you. Just heat for 6-7 minutes at 350 °F until nice and sizzly.
One pound block of our unsalted European style butter. This is the good stuff we use to laminate all of our croissant dough! Perfect pairing with our Sourdough bread. Fat is Flavor people!
15 slices of provolone cheese. Weighs approximately 1/2 pound. Some of these jokes are pretty cheesy, right?
Approximately 1/2 pound of shredded mozzarella. This cheese practically lives at the gym.
15 slices of cheddar cheese. Weighs approximately 1/2 pound. There's nothin bedda than the chedda.
Half pound of sliced turkey. All white breast meat. This ain't no jive turkey.
The holiest of cheeses. 15 slices of Swiss cheese. Weighs approximately 1/2 pound.
Approximately 1/2 pound of flaky Parmesan cheese. Don't count on this cheese to show up to your party.
Approximately 1/2 pound of shredded cheddar cheese. There's nothin bedda than the chedda, unless it's shredded chedda.
Half pound of sliced ham. Do you think we're hamming it up with some of these jokes?
Half pound of sliced roast beef. What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
Half pound of sliced salami. Popularized by The Bambino.
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