As a family-owned local business, we at Blue Baker are dedicated to the community. That's why we're doing our best to get supplies out to those in need during this time. We're updating this section often, and we're taking suggestions to the best of our ability. Let's all get through this together.
A 10 pound bag of ice. Vanilla flavoring extra.
A bundle of our brown paper napkins.
One Fuji apple. Good for keeping the doctor away.
One pound of fresh asparagus. It's like purchasing a tiny forest.
One fresh fat avocado. But this is the good fat.
A six ounce container of fresh BLUEberries. (Our favorite berry, can you guess why?)
Why didn't the melons travel to Vegas? Because they cantaloupe.
One lonely cucumber. Cool as can be. Lay across eyes for beautiful skin.
One 3 lb package of seedless red grapes. How am I to maintain my decadent lifestyle if my manservants are self-quarantining? Am I expected to feed myself grapes?
One lemon. Tart as can be.
One lime. Coconut not included.
With more layers than an ogre.
With more layers than an ogre. (but, you know, yellow)
One whole, uncut pineapple. A popular home for sea sponges.
One large portabella mushroom. Q: Why is the mushroom always invited to parties? A: Because he's a fun guy.
One head of fresh romaine lettuce. Lettuce romaine calm.
Popeye-approved. 1/2 lb of fresh spinach.
1/2 pound bag of spring mix greens.
One pound of fresh strawberries. Place among instruments and let them jam.
One tomato. I've got blood circulating throughout my body, from my fingers tomatoes.
One pint of small red cherry tomatoes. Keep separate from cherries to avoid confusion.
One zucchini. Not for eyes. (See: Cucumber)
16 slices of thick cut bacon. We've pre-cooked it for you. Just heat for 6-7 minutes at 350 °F until nice and sizzly.
A 12 oz. cup of our delicious, fresh house made chicken salad. We got these chickens before they flew the coop.
Half pound of sliced turkey. All white breast meat. This ain't no jive turkey.
Half pound of sliced ham. Do you think we're hamming it up with some of these jokes?
Half pound of sliced roast beef. What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
Half pound of sliced salami. Popularized by The Bambino.
The worst part of being vegan is waking up at 5 AM to milk the almonds.
One pound block of our unsalted European style butter. This is the good stuff we use to laminate all of our croissant dough! Perfect pairing with our Sourdough bread. Fat is Flavor people!
1/2 lb of whipped cream cheese. Smear it on our bagels for a terrific breakfast or snack. L'chaim!
Half and half equals one.
Choose from four classic Blue Bell flavors: Vanilla, Rocky Road, Cookies 'n Cream, and Mint Chocolate Chip.
A gallon of delicious whole moo juice.
15 slices of provolone cheese. Weighs approximately 1/2 pound. Some of these jokes are pretty cheesy, right?
Approximately 1/2 pound of shredded mozzarella. This cheese practically lives at the gym.
15 slices of cheddar cheese. Weighs approximately 1/2 pound. There's nothin bedda than the chedda.
A quart of Soy milk made from soybeans. There's no whey you can make cheddar cheese from it.
The holiest of cheeses. 15 slices of Swiss cheese. Weighs approximately 1/2 pound.
Approximately 1/2 pound of flaky Parmesan cheese. Don't count on this cheese to show up to your party.
Approximately 1/2 pound of shredded cheddar cheese. There's nothin bedda than the chedda, unless it's shredded chedda.
One of our scratch made pizza doughs, ready to stretch, top and cook at home.
Bake our signature sourdough bread at home with our 20 year old sourdough starter! Our bakers feed our precious starter (aka "Mama") twice every day and now you'll have a chance to feed and maintain a healthy starter at home. Follow our simple guide for keeping your starter and preparing it for bread making and before you know it, you'll have a flavorful, nutritious sourdough bread at home. Kit contains a portion of our sourdough "Mama", King Arthur bread flour and instructions to mix, knead and bake your own loaf plus a feeding schedule to keep "Mama" alive and well.
This easy kit has everything you need to craft your own pizza at home. One dough ball and pre-portioned ingredients are included for a pepperoni pizza, but feel free to add your favorite toppings to our specially prepared dough to show off your pizza making skills.
Each package contains six full-sized chocolate chip cookie dough balls ready to bake at home along with easy instructions to make sure they taste just like your favorite Blue Baker cookies. (Aprons and oven mitts not included.)
One of our classic mainstays, this aromatic loaf has large flakes of well aged Parmesan cheese mixed in. Try this rich bread with your favorite tomato sauce or red wine.
Our signature bread gets its unmistakable flavor and aroma from using our in-house sourdough starter. Our bakers feed our precious starter day and night every day, for fifteen years now and counting!
This hearty bread blends whole wheat and rye flours with multiple starters for an amazingly complex flavor and aroma. A pretty technically challenging bread to craft, but our bakers make it look easy, and delicious!
Five pounds of the King Arthur Flour we use for the majority of our bread baking. This flour is considered both a "bread flour" and an "all-purpose flour". Unbleached, unbromated and Non GMO with 11.7% protein content. 100% hard red wheat grown on American farms. Our craft bakers use this flour for the majority of our breads. This is a great time to bake at home!
Five pounds of King Arthur Whole Wheat Flour. Unbleached and unbromated. Our craft bakers use this flour for our Rustic Wheat Bread and we blend it with our All-Purpose bread flour for many other items.
One pound of granulated sugar. Great all by itself on a stress-filled day. Or bake something yummy.
Get that home baked bread to rise with a little instant dry yeast. Sold in 7 gram cups, this is the same amount as a packet you might be used to seeing in the store. Does not need to be activated with hot water first.
An 8 oz bag of our Espresso blend micro-roasted locally by What's the Buzz Coffee Company.
An 8 oz bag of our House blend micro-roasted locally by What's the Buzz Coffee Company.
Eight servings. When life give you lemons self-quarantine.
Part of a balanced breakfast.
Fresh-brewed sweetened and unsweetened tea. Eight servings.
One squeeze bottle of grape jelly for all your PB&J needs.
This is an enormous industrial sized jar of peanut butter. 80 oz. Imagine if George Washington Carver could see this, he'd be flabbergasted.
One small 2 ounce bottle of black pepper with a built in grinder top. Put some pep in your step.
One small 2 ounce bottle of sea salt with a built in grinder top. Grind away and add that zing to your home cooking.
One squeeze bottle of strawberry jelly. Don't forget the bread to make some toast...
A one pound bag of kettle chips.
© 2020 Blue Baker