One Fuji apple. Good for keeping the doctor away.
One pound of fresh asparagus. It's like purchasing a tiny forest.
One fresh fat avocado. But this is the good fat.
One red bell pepper. Don't STOP eating it.
One 15.5 oz can of black beans. ¡Holy frijoles!
A six ounce container of fresh blackberries. You know what they say, once you go blackberries...you should mix them with other berries and create a fruit medley!
A six ounce container of fresh BLUEberries. (Our favorite berry, can you guess why?)
Why didn't the melons travel to Vegas? Because they cantaloupe.
One 15.25 oz can of corn. Why do they call it corn on the cob if that's how it comes out of the ground? They should call it corn and everything else corn off the cob.
One lonely cucumber. Cool as can be. Lay across eyes for beautiful skin.
One 3 lb package of seedless red grapes. How am I to maintain my decadent lifestyle if my manservants are self-quarantining? Am I expected to feed myself grapes?
One lemon. Tart as can be.
One lime. Coconut not included.
One small case of mandarin oranges. About 25 in each case. They're real cuties.
With more layers than an ogre.
With more layers than an ogre. (but, you know, yellow)
One orange. Q: Why does the orange 🍊 beat the other fruits 🍎 in every race? A: Because it never runs out of juice.
One whole, uncut pineapple. A popular home for sea sponges.
One large portabella mushroom. Q: Why is the mushroom always invited to parties? A: Because he's a fun guy.
One head of fresh romaine lettuce. Lettuce romaine calm.
Popeye-approved. 1/2 lb of fresh spinach.
1/2 pound bag of spring mix greens.
One pound of fresh strawberries. Place among instruments and let them jam.
One tomato. I've got blood circulating throughout my body, from my fingers tomatoes.
One pint of small red cherry tomatoes. Keep separate from cherries to avoid confusion.
One zucchini. Not for eyes. (See: Cucumber)
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