As a family-owned local business, we at Blue Baker are dedicated to the community. That's why we're doing our best to get supplies out to those in need during this time. We're updating this section often, and we're taking suggestions to the best of our ability. Let's all get through this together.
A 10 pound bag of ice. Vanilla flavoring extra.
A bundle of our brown paper napkins.
Not quite the quicker picker-upper but it will do.
This is a coreless roll (no cardboard tube) and will NOT fit on your household dispenser. About double the length of a normal household roll. **Limit 2 per guest**
Gluten-Free, but not edible. This is NOT the squeezable Charmin and will NOT fit on your household dispenser. A 1,000 foot jumbo restaurant roll - you'll be set in case there's a pandemic some day....oh wait...what's that you say? **Limit one per guest**
One Fuji apple. Good for keeping the doctor away.
One pound of fresh asparagus. It's like purchasing a tiny forest.
One fresh fat avocado. But this is the good fat.
It's one banana, how much could it cost? Ten dollars?
One green bell pepper. GO ahead and eat it.
One red bell pepper. Don't STOP eating it.
One 15.5 oz can of black beans. ¡Holy frijoles!
A six ounce container of fresh blackberries. You know what they say, once you go blackberries...you should mix them with other berries and create a fruit medley!
A six ounce container of fresh BLUEberries. (Our favorite berry, can you guess why?)
Why didn't the melons travel to Vegas? Because they cantaloupe.
One 15.25 oz can of corn. Why do they call it corn on the cob if that's how it comes out of the ground? They should call it corn and everything else corn off the cob.
One lonely cucumber. Cool as can be. Lay across eyes for beautiful skin.
One 3 lb package of seedless red grapes. How am I to maintain my decadent lifestyle if my manservants are self-quarantining? Am I expected to feed myself grapes?
One lemon. Tart as can be.
One lime. Coconut not included.
One small case of mandarin oranges. About 25 in each case. They're real cuties.
With more layers than an ogre.
With more layers than an ogre. (but, you know, yellow)
One orange. Q: Why does the orange 🍊 beat the other fruits 🍎 in every race? A: Because it never runs out of juice.
One whole, uncut pineapple. A popular home for sea sponges.
One large portabella mushroom. Q: Why is the mushroom always invited to parties? A: Because he's a fun guy.
A six ounce container of fresh raspberries. Effective at jamming radar.
One head of fresh romaine lettuce. Lettuce romaine calm.
Popeye-approved. 1/2 lb of fresh spinach.
One pound bag of spring mix greens. Enough for a family-sized home tossed salad!
One pound of fresh strawberries. Place among instruments and let them jam.
One tomato. I've got blood circulating throughout my body, from my fingers tomatoes.
One pint of small red grape tomatoes. Keep separate from red grapes to avoid confusion.
One zucchini. Not for eyes. (See: Cucumber)
A 12 oz. cup of our delicious, fresh house made chicken salad. We got these chickens before they flew the coop.
Half pound of sliced turkey. All white breast meat. This ain't no jive turkey.
Half pound of sliced ham. Do you think we're hamming it up with some of these jokes?
Half pound of sliced roast beef. What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
Half pound of sliced salami. Popularized by The Bambino.
The worst part of being vegan is waking up at 5 AM to milk the almonds.
One pound block of our unsalted European style butter. This is the good stuff we use to laminate all of our croissant dough! Perfect pairing with our Sourdough bread. Fat is Flavor people!
1/2 lb of whipped cream cheese. Smear it on our bagels for a terrific breakfast or snack. L'chaim!
One dozen cage-free brown eggs. Laid personally by Chicken Little.
Half and half equals one.
Choose from four classic Blue Bell flavors: Vanilla, Chocolate, Cookies 'n Cream, and Mint Chocolate Chip.
I see you're drinking 2%. Is that because you think you're fat? Because you're not, you could be drinking whole if you wanted to.
According to Ron Swanson, "Skim milk is water that is lying about being milk." Choose accordingly.
A gallon of delicious whole moo juice.
15 slices of sliced provolone cheese. Weighs approximately 1/2 pound. (This is a very serious cheese and has no sense of humor.)
15 slices of sliced cheddar cheese. Weighs approximately 1/2 pound. There's nothin bedda than the chedda.
A quart of Soy milk made from soybeans. There's no whey you can make cheddar cheese from it.
The holiest of cheeses. 15 slices of sliced Swiss cheese. Weighs approximately 1/2 pound.
This easy kit has everything you need to craft your own pizza at home. One dough ball and pre-portioned ingredients are included for a pepperoni pizza, but feel free to add your favorite toppings to our specially prepared dough to show off your pizza making skills.
Each package contains six full-sized chocolate chip cookie dough balls ready to bake at home along with easy instructions to make sure they taste just like your favorite Blue Baker cookies. (Aprons and oven mitts not included.)
Four of our delicious scratch-made, open faced split buns. Perfect to dress up hot dogs or sausages, or just have with dinner.
One of our classic mainstays, this aromatic loaf has large flakes of well aged Parmesan cheese mixed in. Try this rich bread with your favorite tomato sauce or red wine.
Our signature bread gets its unmistakable flavor and aroma from using our in-house sourdough starter. Our bakers feed our precious starter day and night every day, for fifteen years now and counting!
This hearty bread blends whole wheat and rye flours with multiple starters for an amazingly complex flavor and aroma. A pretty technically challenging bread to craft, but our bakers make it look easy, and delicious!
Five pounds of King Arthur All-Purpose Flour. Unbleached and unbromated. Our craft bakers use this flour for the majority of our breads. This is a great time to bake at home!
One 42 oz tub of quick oats. You can use these oats to make oatmeal, bread, whatever you want. I don't care. They're your oats.
Five pounds of long grain white rice. For when you're hungry and want 2000 of something.
One pound of granulated sugar. Great all by itself on a stress-filled day. Or bake something yummy.
Five pounds of King Arthur Whole Wheat Flour. Unbleached and unbromated. Our craft bakers use this flour for our Rustic Wheat Bread and we blend it with our All-Purpose bread flour for many other items.
Get that home baked bread to rise with a little instant dry yeast. Sold in 7 gram cups, this is the same amount as a packet you might be used to seeing in the store. Does not need to be activated with hot water first.
An 8 oz bag of our Brazilian blend micro-roasted locally by What's the Buzz Coffee Company.
An 8 oz bag of our Decaf blend micro-roasted locally by What's the Buzz Coffee Company.
An 8 oz bag of our Espresso blend micro-roasted locally by What's the Buzz Coffee Company.
An 8 oz bag of our House blend micro-roasted locally by What's the Buzz Coffee Company.
Eight servings. When life give you lemons self-quarantine.
Part of a balanced breakfast.
Fresh-brewed sweetened and unsweetened tea. Eight servings.
Cedar plank grilled salmon, wild rice, asparagus & cherry tomatoes. Prepared locally by the Global Event Group. Meal contains a portion for two and is ready to be quickly reheated.
Pork ribeye, mashed sweet potatoes & green beans. Prepared locally by the Global Event Group. Meal contains a portion for two and is ready to be quickly reheated.
Grilled chicken breast, mashed potatoes, zucchini & squash. Prepared locally by the Global Event Group. Meal contains a portion for two and is ready to be quickly reheated.
Smoked pulled pork, jalapeño cheddar sausage, charro beans, cream corn & tangy BBQ sauce. Prepared locally by the Global Event Group. Meal contains a portion for two and is ready to be quickly reheated.
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