The worst part of being vegan is waking up at 5 AM to milk the almonds.
One pound block of our unsalted European style butter. This is the good stuff we use to laminate all of our croissant dough! Perfect pairing with our Sourdough bread. Fat is Flavor people!
1/2 lb of whipped cream cheese. Smear it on our bagels for a terrific breakfast or snack. L'chaim!
One dozen eggs. Laid personally by Chicken Little.
Half and half equals one.
Choose from four classic Blue Bell flavors: Vanilla, Rocky Road, Cookies 'n Cream, and Mint Chocolate Chip.
A gallon of delicious whole moo juice.
15 slices of provolone cheese. Weighs approximately 1/2 pound. Some of these jokes are pretty cheesy, right?
Approximately 1/2 pound of shredded mozzarella. This cheese practically lives at the gym.
15 slices of cheddar cheese. Weighs approximately 1/2 pound. There's nothin bedda than the chedda.
A quart of Soy milk made from soybeans. There's no whey you can make cheddar cheese from it.
The holiest of cheeses. 15 slices of Swiss cheese. Weighs approximately 1/2 pound.
Approximately 1/2 pound of flaky Parmesan cheese. Don't count on this cheese to show up to your party.
Approximately 1/2 pound of shredded cheddar cheese. There's nothin bedda than the chedda, unless it's shredded chedda.
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